Yesterday we were just children.

one-fanwarrior-to-ship-them-all:

sassymccoy:

no but people with vaginas are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in all of their lives where they wakes up in a pool of their own blood and their reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

You. You are my favourite person.

(via lost-and-useless)

tswiftquotes:

Notice how Abercrombie used T.S not her actual name
Because they know as soon as they mention Taylor Swift
They’ll get sued to shit
And she used to model for you dumb fucks when she was like 14, but now she’s successful you decide to take advantage of the fact it’s now ‘cool’ to hate on Taylor Swift
Stupidest, most ignorant company ever.

(via itsathugstory)

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

(via sunshine-and-smiling)

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(via singwithme2397)

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

(via melissacarr)

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

(via lost-and-useless)